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2011-2012 Regular Season: No Cover For Tampa 2 & Birds Of Prey In The Way
 
December 22, 2011  At 10:05 PM CST
By Eric M. Scharf
 
The Cowboys had a giant opportunity – in their last game – to stomp on the playoff toes of an NFC East foe.

The Cowboys had a giant opportunity – with their eyes on the NFC East prize – to create even more space between themselves and the New York Giants with just a few games remaining in the regular season.

The Cowboys had a giant opportunity – to show offensive, defensive, and special teams unity . . . by ruining the Giant’s postseason pathway just like Green Bay.

The Cowboys had a giant opportunity – to put away a physically demolished Giants’ defense that looked anything but polished.

The Cowboys had a giant opportunity to do a lot of things but – in blowing a 12-point lead and losing 37-34 – they appeared to be waiting for pigs to sprout wings.

 
 
After being up by two games and going down twice in fourth quarter flames, the Cowboys found themselves in an embarrassing tie for the division lead . . . and facing some insufferable swashbucklers looking to make them bleed.

Passing The Bucs

Fans – some but not all – were convinced the Cowboys were emotionally shot as they headed into Tampa Bay against a bumbling Buccaneers team looking for any way to get hot.

Fans – some but not all – were convinced the Cowboys were on the verge of performing an NFL Network Saturday night rendition of “Mutiny on the Bounty” . . . after enduring the cockeyed clock management of Lieutenant Bligh, err, Jason Garrett and the kooky play calling of his defensive first mate Rob Ryan.

Fans – some but not all – were convinced the Buccaneers were determined to do-in a decidedly down-and-out Dallas. Every team in the league, no matter how good or bad or the time of year – after all – seems interested in seeing America’s Team take a fall.

Raymond James Stadium has a great pirate ship on tap, and victory was sure to fall in someone’s lap. Who would be forced to walk the plank? Who was going to go (further) into the tank? The winner was going to have to earn some R&R from their ruinous ways . . . and the loser was going to get just more ARGH & ARGH in the following days.

 
 
Fans – to their immense relief and near-complete satisfaction – saw the Cowboys show up to the Bucs’ knife fight with all guns o’ blazing . . . stopping an initial series scare, kicking butt for much of the contest, and claiming the pirates’ booty.

The Cowboys won 31-15 – by scoring early and often – and keeping their decisions clean and their mistakes lean. Dallas wiped the floor with the Bucs on each and every score . . . or – to remain in character – they swabbed the deck with so much Tampa dreck.

Tony Romo continued his solid play in passing the Bucs – again and again and again – and even “throwing in” a quarterback sneak for his fourth touchdown of the evening.

 
 
His stable of horses continued to gallop to great gains – with Austin, Dez, Robinson, and Witten running circles around the Bucs’ secondary like they were a bunch of declawed kittens. Several teams – this season – have caused the Bucs’ once-formidable defense to stumble and stew, and it was clear to the Cowboys there would be no cover for the Tampa 2.

While fans – only a couple games ago – took comfort in the fact that Murray made the Cowboys’ offense into a multidimensional attack . . . Felix Jones – in rushing for over 100 yards for the second straight game – has shown some every-down meat on his limited-role bones.

The absence of Murray and Tanner forced the Cowboys to bring in Sammy Morris and his 12-year matured manner. Morris was uprooted – by former Dolphins teammate and current Cowboys head coach Garrett – from the nearly-retired forest.

 
 
Sammy had strong legs and fresh feet for coming in off the street – grinding out 50 yards on 12 hard-nosed carries . . . and giving a gassed Jones a breather once it was clear the Bucs had, indeed, been safely passed.

Second Half Riffraff

The Cowboys dominated the first half 28 to zero and their biggest challenge seemed nominating their game ball hero – but they had yet to play the second half . . . where several of their opponents have overcome seemingly-legit late-game leads and gotten the last laugh.

The Cowboys began the second half a mere handful of yards from their own end zone, and all it took was a blindside sack-strip of Romo and a Tampa defensive score . . . for fans to twitch violently to their core. That opportunity – thankfully – was just a blip . . . as Romo and Co. got right back to further blunting Tampa’s hopeful second half hunting.

While the Cowboys’ defense held the Bucs to just seven first downs and 190 total yards, it was the timing of those limited offensive touches – once again, in the second half – that could have snowballed and placed the Cowboys’ lead on crutches. Almost no Dallas leads have been safe from second half deficit bleeds . . . and fans have earned the right to worry about the potential plight of Garrett’s second half plans.

 
 
Ryan's Roughnecks almost seemed to ignore reserve running back Kregg Lumpkin . . . as if he were harmless Rumplestiltskin. They may have been keeping everything in front of them – guarding against the big play in Ryan’s standard bend-but-do-not-break scheme, but his 5 catches for 50 yards might otherwise have exposed another Dallas defensive deficiency to their next opponent . . . the “Dream Team.”

While the Bucs could not force the Cowboys into a complete-game effort to stop the second half riffraff, Dallas will need to play with urgency from the opening gun against the Eagles . . . to avoid another high scoring bird bath in the first half.

Ferocious Feathers

Fear is near.

Fear is ready – once, again – to kick the Cowboys in their collective rear.

Fear is necessary – to fine tune their focus . . . so they can see through Philly’s play call hocus pocus.

Fear is fine – as long as it is a healthy fear of failure . . . against any opponent on any given Sunday, Monday, Thursday, or even Saturday.

Fear is fine – when it involves playing to win . . . because playing not to lose is an absolute sin.

Much has been made of Jerry Jones’ remark that he is “scared” . . . that he suffers from terrible tingles when thinking of the Eagles. The Tortured Cowboys Fan is among those who believe Jerry when he explained the reverse psychological purpose of his comment so nervous.

Rob Ryan was correct – in suggesting Jerry’s fear was over the potential for even more defensive neglect . . . rather than the fear of Philadelphia. Jerry’s sound byte was probably even out of calculated spite – to challenge every Dallas defender to earn their dough and actually do their division-winning job in December.

 
 
Fans should actually be encouraged to learn Jerry has been posting Parcells-style signs around Valley Ranch and their Cowboys Stadium locker room that read: “Fear The Ferocious Feathers Of Philadelphia! When They Fan Out, Foes Get Flattened!”

Now that Garrett’s offense is the unit that has been regularly clicking so well, there is no shame in lighting a raging fire under a delinquent defense that has been none too swell . . . thus, helping to ensure Ryan and his Roughnecks are truly on full alert when the refs sound the bell.

What about the defensive performance against the Bucs? What about it? They beat a team they should have beaten – a struggling team comprised of a struggling coaching staff and struggling players . . . and it was but one game. There is no rest for the weary in any professional sport – especially when all efforts must combine with a prized postseason appearance on the line.

The defense needs to believe – with every fiber of their being – that this is their final shot to make their playoff chances lava hot. If they truly believe in Rob Ryan and Jason Garrett, they will focus on the Eagles game and try to win it. They should not even be thinking about the Giants game . . . nor dare to compare it.

DeMarcus Ware spoke of wanting to get back his manhood before the recent mistake-filled home loss against the Giants. Others – like Jerry, Jason, his coaching staff, and the whole of Cowboys Nation – might explain that his manhood simply went on vacation . . . to avoid another round of humiliation. The Dallas defense may occasionally be mentally bereft – like Martellus Bennett – but its manhood never left.

Everyone in the free world knows the Dallas Cowboys must fear (and master) only their mistakes in facing their fine-feathered foes from Philly. The Cowboys – outside of Stephen Bowen’s offseason bow out – have better defensive personnel than they did last season . . . when they nearly beat the Eagles at Cowboys Stadium.

While the Cowboys and Eagles know each other inside and out, “a mind is a terrible thing to waste” . . . and – from play calling to play execution – the Eagles and many prognosticators are convinced the Cowboys will counter this claim, once again . . . sending Philly barreling towards another possible postseason appearance, posthaste.

The Eagles and many prognosticators are also convinced the Cowboys have yet to adopt “The Art Of Heart” – which can sometimes transcend the most talented personnel and the most practiced game plans.

 
 
While no one is expecting another blowout in the Dallas-Philly rematch, it feels like a 2009 rehash – when the Cowboys faced the seemingly impossible task of taking down the perfect Saints. The Cowboys chose not to faint – with a similarly dinged DeMarcus – and took down New Orleans without complaint.

The Cowboys can fear the Ferocious Feathers all they want – worrying about Michael Vick, LeSean McCoy, DeSean Jackson, Jeremy Maclin, Brent Celek, and the Eagles’ (currently) Jekyll and (formerly) Hyde defense – or they can be resolute in their desire to execute, fine tune their focus, and see through Philly’s play call hocus pocus.

Will They Or Won’t They?

If the Cowboys – from here on in – attempt a shortcut, their postseason possibilities will be cut short. This does not take into account the possibility of Dallas being outplayed again – without so much as a Dream Team retort.
 
While the New York Jets may turn the Giants into their Big Apple pets . . . if the Cowboys dare look ahead (to their own Giants game) – with their questionable confidence and limited consistency – they could be seeing a different kind of red.

The Eagles – playoffs or not and straight out of the City of Brotherly Hate – are looking for blood. Philly – like everyone else in the NFC East – would not hesitate in the least to shank Dallas in broad daylight, strolling away without waiting for them to hit the turf with a thud.

The Cowboys know what is at stake and they know exactly what must be done – and if not . . . fans will have to watch them repeatedly step on their familiar mental rake and that will be no fun.

Will Ryan’s Roughnecks finally force Philly’s high flyers to fizzle out . . . or will they be left to cry and pout? Will his defense be a big play buster or just another feather duster? Ryan is hoping for a Mulligan but – if his defense, once again, is not fluid enough to prevent the Eagles from swinging for the fence – he may have to turn to Culligan.

 
 
Will (forever) fragile Felix feel fine just in time with Saturday’s big game on the line . . . or will fresh ole’ Sammy grind out tough smash-mouth yards while Jones recovers from a tight hammy?

Will Tony Romo continue his hot streak – exposing the Eagles’ playoff plans as bleak . . . or will the Cowboys’ offensive line have trouble keeping Jason Babin and his wide-nine buddies outside of Romo’s passing bubble?
 
Will Garrett and Ryan be game against Reid and Castillo or will their plans come up lame?

Will the Cowboys remove the birds of prey from their playoff pathway and bid a forceful farewell to Philly – or will Dallas have to wait until next week for a chance to put a vengeful fork in New York and bring the NFC East crown back to town?

The Cowboys – like the Eagles – have a chance to give themselves and their fans a grand holiday gift. Which team will be giving and which team will be receiving? Which team will be celebrating and which team will be grieving?

We shall see. We always do.
 
Happy Holidays.