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2017-2018 Offseason: Post-Selection Follow Up And Other Revelations
 
April 30, 2018 At 7:41 PM CST
By Eric M. Scharf
 
Writing a post-draft summary is normally a no-brainer with all but the dumbest or unluckiest of teams welcoming aboard a positive talent gainer.

“The Tortured Cowboys Fan” is only human, and it occasionally becomes tiring . . . watching an abundance of fan overreaction as a product of so much myopic mental wiring.

Fans – all but the most discerning – can become perpetually pinned on a short-term focus . . . that often proves to let them down with results (almost always) so bogus.

“What about NFL parody and Cinderella stories? What about the sudden transformations that put almost 25 years of failure at ease?” you ask. That is all fine and dandy as long as the team in question is realistically up to the task.

For the Dallas Cowboys, “everyone” thought this would be the year when they finally front-loaded on new defensive draft day toys. The Cowboys instead – to significant fan dread – found themselves facing the kind of sudden draft day challenge that only annoys.

The Cowboys chose to release Dez Bryant on April 13th, 2018, and Jason Witten (after much offseason reflection) decided – on draft day – to conclude (?) one of the NFL’s greatest tight end careers. “Cowboys Nation” – many but not all – thought it would be tough enough to replace a (formerly) dynamic number one receiver, but Witten’s departure stoked their worries into a full-blown fever. The Twitterverse – which had previously been doused with Dez Bryant and Jerry Jones smears – suddenly exploded with “WHO is going to catch the ball?!” fears.
 
Before diving into whom the Cowboys pursued for a solution for quality aerial execution, The Tortured Cowboys Fan would like to take a moment to sift through some of the memories that made it easy for fans to be smitten with Witten.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sure, the Cowboys signed the just-jettisoned Jaguars’ castoff Allen Hurns and the two-time Chicago fill-in Deonte Thompson on consecutive days in late March. Cowboys Nation can only hope these receivers are far more than just practice body stiffs quickly reaching their career cliffs . . . and the best way to start is for them to back off the performance starch. “(Inconsistent) Players with potential” – for a shell-shocked fan base – is far from pleasant . . . but time will tell if Hurns and Thompson do, indeed, have the route-running, speed, and YAC (Yards After Catch) skills to help the current Cowboys let go of the past and focus on the present.

While the draft day debate raged over who might become – or which committee might comprise – Dallas’ new lead receiving dog . . . discerning fans collectively kept their other eye on the long-rumored possibility of Jerry Jones gifting “Marinelli’s Men” with a great defensive secondary cog.

“Everyone” – heading into the 2018 NFL draft – thought there was more than a reasonable shot “America’s Team” would pony up the preferred pick(s) to compel the pro football people of the Pacific Northwest . . . to allow Earl “Come Get Me” Thomas to reconnect with newly-added defensive backs coach Kris Richard towards further transformation of Marinelli’s Men into (one of) the best.

Right up until “DFW’s Most Wanted,” err, Commissioner Roger Goodell strolled up to the podium (to announce the first pick of the day) in the extremely-well-appointed Star (the preeminent Cowboys HQ) . . . fans were excitedly bracing to hear “there has been a trade,” with the “Two For Thomas” swap proving true.

The game of chicken over a coveted player that oftentimes ensues between mutually-interested teams . . . can catapult or crush improvement dreams. The Seattle Seahawks – in league circles – had made it abundantly clear that a first-round pick would be the minimum to make a “Duke Of Earl” deal stick.

Dallas had spun their own message within those same NFL shapes. A second-round pick would be their maximum offering . . . with the not-so-private hope that Seattle was (more urgently) encouraged to silence Thomas’ sour grapes.

As the Cowboys’ first pick drew nearer . . . fans were waiting with baited breath to find out – between the precious pick or the potent veteran player – which would be dearer.

 
Dallas’ first pick arrived – number 19 overall – and 6’4”, 256-lb Boise State linebacker Leighton Vander Esch was their initial haul. With nearly every good measurable, Esch “merely” has to prove his limited playing time in college and recent injury history would not make Marinelli’s Men miserable. The Cowboys continue to find damaged linebackers attractive with fans feeling captive. Still, the hope with Esch is for less Mike Mamula and more Brian Urlacher . . . from the Cowboys’ newest defensive attacker.

While No Earl Thomas trade . . . perhaps the potential fulfillment of a long-overdue selection most believed had to be made.

 
Dallas’ second pick arrived – number 50 overall – and 6’5”, 311-lb Texas offensive lineman Connor Williams was proof the Cowboys also planned to prevent their offensive line depth from – once again – coming up small. Can quality, reliable depth be developed with this guard? Compared to what Dallas previously had, heading in that direction may (laughably) not be that hard.

No Earl Thomas with the first of Dallas’ two second-rounder's . . . but it was clearly tough for them to pass on improving their o-line pounders.

 
Dallas’ third pick arrived – number 81 overall – and 6’, 205-lb Colorado State wide receiver Michael Gallup was the selected stallion but not the (fans’) expected receiving horse. He is a seemingly imperfect replacement for the ONE from which the Cowboys recently chose to divorce. “He has potential” – like so many others on draft day – but unlike the highly-coveted, blatantly-bypassed D.J. Moore or Calvin Ridley, his rookie performance may be (far) less substantial . . . and – perhaps – downright didley. Until Gallup hits his regular season stride, some fans and other prognosticators may be stubborn about coming along for the ride.

No Earl Thomas with either second-round selection . . . and perhaps the Seahawks were standing firm on their ANYTHING less-than-a-first rejection.

 
Dallas’ fourth pick – their second third-rounder and number 116 overall – 6’4”, 258-lb Kansas defensive end Dorance Armstrong Jr. may have seemed like a stretch or a little peculiar . . . but this poor man’s DeMarcus Ware – mixed with the right amount of Marinelli magic – might just become another high-motor musher and long-armed rusher.

 
Dallas’ fifth pick – in the fourth round and number 137 overall – 6’6”, 260-lb Stanford tight end Dalton Schultz . . . tasked with no less than replacing a future Hall of Fame candidate in every game play capacity (individually or as part of the Geoff Swaim, Blake Jarwin, and Rico Gathers committee). When fans were able to pry themselves away from fretting over Dez Bryant’s replacement or the heavily-hoped, unicorn-like arrival of Earl Thomas . . . they anxiously awaited the resurrection of Jason Witten’s career-long reliability and promise. Excitement over the possibility of landing Penn State’s Mike Gesicki and South Dakota State’s Dallas Goedert faded with growing proof the Cowboys would stay put with few picks being traded. Dallas narrowly missed out on both, and Schultz was the next man up in attempting to properly fulfill the “Witten Blocking AND Catching Oath.”

 
Dallas’ sixth pick – in the fifth round and number 171 overall – 6’5”, 225-lb Western Kentucky quarterback Mike White . . . who should give Cooper Rush – he of the short passing hurdle but interstellar vertical – some competition and a reasonable training camp fight.

 
Dallas’ seventh pick – in the six round and number 193 overall – 6’2”, 245-lb Indiana linebacker Chris Covington . . . could prove an intriguing, multifaceted work-in-progress before training camp is done. He is a mental tweener, having converted from a freshman year offensive signal caller to a senior season defensive mauler.

 
Dallas’ eighth pick – in the seventh round and number 208 overall – 6’3”, 188-lb Boise State wide receiver Cedrick Wilson . . . has a high football IQ, catches with his hands away from his body, and could help stretch the field for a team struggling to push their vertical game yield. Resident body catcher and foot breaker – Terrance Williams – may spend training camp looking over his shoulder at a cheaper, younger, taller, and perhaps better baller.

 
Dallas’ ninth pick – in the seventh round and number 236 overall – 6’1”, 236-lb Alabama running back Bo Scarbrough . . . a two-time college football champ who could have a tough training camp road to hoe. While Darren “Run DMC” McFadden retired and Alfred “A-Train” Morris departed . . . an old school, bolt-upright, injury-prone runner making the team would still be somewhat of a stunner (especially as he is has been historically lame in the receiving game). Scarbrough will have to expand his repertoire if – beyond Ezekiel Elliott and Rod Smith – he hopes to be the third or fourth running back on the depth chart to wear the star.

Draft Day Dealing

Before Cowboys Nation had a chance to commence with some understandable squealing, Dallas managed to engage in some draft day dealing.

The Cowboys acquired hybrid receiver (and former eighth overall pick of the 2013 NFL draft) Tavon Austin from the Los Angeles Rams for a 2018 sixth-round pick . . . hoping – on a number of fronts – he can turn a consistent production trick with a change of scenery in which he might successfully stick. While Austin has dealt with injuries and never reached his potential with the Rams, he could have opportunities – from the slot to kick and punt returner to the occasional flee flicker – in which he might magically click.

 
Similarly-featured second-year wide receiver Ryan Switzer was too busy celebrating Austin’s arrival . . . to notice his new teammate’s presence terminally impacted his own offseason survival. Switzer – excitedly tweeting to Tavon, “Welcome Aboard!” – was traded to the Oakland Raiders for 6’5” 290-lb defensive tackle Jihad Ward. The Cowboys’ new defender is a former Will McClay fave and – like Austin – might also benefit from a change of scenery wave.

Fans had hoped Switzer was the long-overdue player for Dallas’ return game prayer. While the mighty mite would return a punt for a touchdown, it may have been a poorly-timed fumble – against the Rams (of all teams) last year – that prevented him from continuing his Cowboys’ career.

Time will tell if the Cowboys should have given the still-shrink-wrapped Switzer another chance to break out of his inexperienced shell. Perhaps they see the equally-diminutive Cole Beasley’s lowered 2017 production . . . as more a result of Dak Prescott’s own performance reduction from his offensive line’s (temporary?) destruction.

Will They Or Won’t They?

Beyond draft day dealing, there is an aggressive meat market menu of “inconceivably” undrafted players that – for some feeling a bit numb – may be instantly more exciting.

Regardless of whom Dallas also signs from the street, it is now time for (hopefully) hungry rookies and battle-tested veterans to compete. The next round of real work begins towards a significant increase in wins.
 
Will the Earl Thomas chatter die down . . . or will a Cowboys Nation frown eventually be turned upside down?

Will America’s Team be able to outlast offseason obstacles, persist through preseason with a wealth of health, and see their latest additions help them reload . . . or will 2018 bring a tougher road?

We shall see. We always do.