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2019-2020 Regular Season: A New Streak Following The Bye Week?
 
 
 
This edition of "The Tortured Cowboys Fan" has also been published by the fine folks at Sports TalkLine.
 
 
 
November 4, 2019 At 8:03 AM CST
By Eric M. Scharf
 
While "America's Team" spent their bye week 4-3 healing instead of 3-4 reeling, the NFL trade deadline came and went without the Cowboys having engaged in any successful wheeling and dealing. It was not for a lack of trying, especially when it concerned a certain New York-area strong safety with a penchant for flying.

Jerry Jones may no longer be an owner so fearlessly free-spending (even though he has money never-ending), but he clearly aimed to redirect fan attention to the “Super Bowl Or BUST” message he always prefers to be sending.

Approximately one year ago, GM Jerry (along with wingman-and-son Stephen) sent the Cowboys’ 2019 first round draft pick to the Oakland Raiders to acquire – perhaps – the only available player who could help Dallas’ offense regain its productive glow. The Raiders relinquished temporarily-troubled yet tremendously-talented wide receiver Amari Cooper and – ever since his arrival – has been a no-nonsense, potently-productive trooper (rather than a miserable man focused on roster survival).

GM Jerry had hoped to pull off a similarly-dramatic add one year later, and this one might have finally filled the Cowboys’ seemingly-perpetual safety position crater. The Cowboys placed their bets (multiple times and practically up to the last moment) to try and pry strong safety (and DFW product) Jamal Adams from the talent-trimming Jets (who naturally wanted much more than GM Jerry’s most sincere offer before they would allow him to acquire some long-overdue defensive secondary atonement). When the trade deadline clock finally struck 4:00 PM CST, the better-luck-next-time irony left (at least) the Cowboys’ 2020 first round draft pick safe and sound . . . and the Jets’ relationship with their star safety burned to the ground.

 
Still, Adams and the Jets’ brass were already in a relationship none too keen as far back as November 2018, when Adams snapped under the mental bruising of New York’s perpetual losing.

Fast forward to November 2019, and the association between the player and the (dis)organization remains unclean. While Adams accused Jets’ GM Joe Douglas of having gone “behind my back and shopped me around to teams, even after I asked him to keep me here,” that publicly professed sentiment is privately insincere.

After some expected back-and-forth repudiation, it remains clear to “The Tortured Cowboys Fan” that (had GM Jerry foolishly offered more or GM Douglas demanded CONSIDERABLY less redress) Jamal Adams had every personal hope and professional desire to play for “Cowboys Nation.”

 
“That was one of the teams I told [GM Joe Douglas] I’d love to go to, the Dallas Cowboys. People got to understand, man, I was born and raised in Dallas. I find out everything, every little thing you can think of. Michael Irvin is like my uncle. I find out everything. Everybody is coming at me in certain ways to say I'm a liar about a lot of things, or I'm not believing in something, that's not true. I'm always going to shoot you straight. I'm never going to sugar coat anything. But like I said, I told RC that [the Cowboys] are definitely a spot I would love to land.” – Jamal Adams.

Looking ahead (rather than being stuck in a continued state of “safety dread”), America’s Team, Cowboys Nation, and the would-be alpha dog addition to their secondary (so backend ordinary) will have to wait-and-see if the Jets stupidly-yet-believably allow Adams to reach free agency in 2020. Dallas – of course – may simply choose to continue improving their personnel craft through the draft, thus, invalidating the waiting game (particularly to avoid an 0-2 replay of the Earl Thomas courtship similarly lame).

"Forget about Adams just like Dallas had to forget about Thomas! What about undrafted rookie free agent Dazzling Donovan Wilson? His preseason results showed lots of promise!" – you claim with no shame. If the Cowboys thought Wilson was ready to righteously roam the no passing zone, he might be out there regularly helping Xavier Woods set the ball-hawking tone. "What about their decision to stubbornly stick with that cornerback who often appears like he is about to drown? Right, Anthony Brown. They believed he was better qualified to do this than diminutive-yet-more-productive Jourdan Lewis." – you plainly say. OK. Ok. Touché.

Tenets Of The Bennett’s

Not all was lost when dreams of (sensational) secondary improvement were tossed. Just days before visions of Jamal hit a compensation wall, GM Jerry made a turned a trade trick with none other than brilliant Bill Belichick. Dallas procured “mercurial” defensive end Michael Bennett for a seventh-round pick that would appear – by any professional perception – to be absolutely worth it. Save for any unique scheme semantics, Bennett can (almost) instantly occupy the same dual-role vacated by Tyrone Crawford with few antics. Crawford – of course – (with debilitating bursitis in both hips) was lost to injured reserve, and without (capable) defensive line depth, into a ditch “Marinelli’s Men” would soon swerve.

The Patriots will receive the Cowboys’ 2021 seventh-round pick (which could eventually improve to a sixth-round pick if – for just four games over the rest of the current season – Michael Bennett can make his roster presence stick).

“Wait a minute! Michael is not the bother, err, brother of the not-so-mature Martellus, is he?!” – you say (with the disapproving tone of an out-and-out NO WAY!). Michael is, indeed, the equally-outspoken, equally-talented, equally-late-blooming sibling of none other than former Cowboys bust, err, backup tight end “Marty B.” Yes, the tenets of the Bennett’s have not always been in sync with society’s or – more accurately – management’s timeline. The results of their individual-yet-similar choices, in turn, have not always been fine.

Michael – just like Martellus – did not consistently come to grips with his on-the-field role and the purpose-filled responsibilities assigned to him until his fourth year in the league (intermittently creating for his coaches and fellow teammates some maddening mental fatigue). While Michael would go on (particularly during his second stint with Seattle) to leave his punishing mark on all manner of opposing player, his time with the Eagles and (most recently) the Patriots have left other defense-needy teams wondering if they even have a minimum-compliance prayer.

Speaking of compliance, the reason for Bennett’s departure from New England was (at least or at most) his one-game suspension (for “conduct detrimental to the team”) following a “disagreement” with Patriots defensive line coach Bret Bielema (which involved a rather public display of defiance).

 
While Bennett still remains hours away from officially taking the field for his new team, the Cowboys and Bennett have mutually agreed to modify his contract so that (come March 2020) he can (attempt to) enjoy at least one more free agent impact. “But why, Why, WHY ON EARTH would the Cowboys allow Charles Haley 2.0 to be free and clear to go?!” you plead (believing what you just heard made your ears bleed). While Bennett still has the ability to blow up plays from either defensive tackle or end, “everyone knows” he is nowhere near Haley’s historic, (productively) destructive, bipolar blend.

"I liked the role of an antagonist, just prodding people to excellence. I hate weak men and I always try to stick my foot in their butt and twist. There is only one goal in life and that is to win." – Charles Haley during a 2016 Sports Illustrated interview (reinforcing his results-oriented mindset, through and through).

While Bennett also does not suffer fools, it is because he chooses to expand his accomplishment yield far beyond the playing field as an intellectual, political activist, and community leader seeking to modernize society’s outmoded rules. Yes, Bennett is “one of those players” who will not merely “shut up and play” in the very same vein that GM Jerry will never “shut up and pay.”

“Well, maybe he will suddenly, miraculously take a stand, um, on kneeling, or remaining in the locker room during the singing of the national anthem?” – you think out loud (feverishly wondering if Bennett can avoid triggering a GM Jerry tantrum and remain politically proud).

Cowboys Nation should begrudgingly accept that Bennett’s low-cost, win-now rental could, should, and would prove better than an uncertain contract extension for a player who somewhat playfully (?) holds Dallas-area natives (through an all-encompassing narrative) responsible for killing JFK (one of the greatest leaders in American history back in the day).

Short Shots And Hot Spots

“He’s known as a great locker room personality. There’s nothing negative about him as an individual. He’s got war daddy in him when he gets on the field. I know that he’ll fit us great.” – Jerry Jones on 105.3 The Fan regarding new defensive acquisition Michael Bennett. His on-field productivity (particularly during perceived “revenge games” against the Patriots and Eagles) versus any sideline political adversity will quickly determine if GM Jerry really means it.

“I feel like they did a great job of getting another Eli. Because that’s what the GM (Dave Gettleman) said when he drafted him. He was like, ‘He was with the Manning family. We like him. He’s basically another Eli.’ He just couldn’t say that in those words. But y’all got me. Eli is probably a soon-to-be Hall of Fame player. He won Super Bowls. You can’t sit here and say, ‘Eli is a bad player.’ But age does catch up to us. I guess it caught up to him. They got another one. They got another little Manning, so it’ll be good for them. He’s got a strong arm, he’s athletic. He can be good in this league. But he’s also got to play us twice a year. I’m just thankful for the Giants and thankful for the Cowboys for bringing me back.” – DeMarcus "Tank" Lawrence. Though the backhanded compliment was cute, the well-healed and handsomely-paid Tank knows he himself needs to be a greater game day presence to avoid further ill repute (yes, even WITH his performance against the Eagles, for which he deserved a salute). More one-on-one opportunities for Tank have surely arrived with the addition of Bennett, but if Tank (inconceivably?) continues to tread too lightly, there could be no immediate end to it.

 
According to various reports, 2019 second-round draft pick and rookie defensive tackle Trysten Hill fell asleep during a motivational speech being made by a very famous guest – Isiah Thomas (one of the NBA's all-time best). Hill would deny it, but no one would buy it. For those unfamiliar with Thomas, his speaking style is so deliberate that "some" audience members require you to defibrillate. Thus, Hill is expected to be on a one-game inactive vacation for more than just his (temporary?) inability to routinely break into Rod Marinelli’s d-line rotation. While Hill is still but a rookie (allegedly) trying to earn his playing time cookie, time will tell if he was simply under the old “Sesame Street” spell of “Everybody Sleeps.” Perhaps he will wake up before it is too late to realize – in the NFL – everybody plays for keeps.

Will They Or Won’t They?

“Monday Night Football” brings another nationally-televised opportunity for America’s Team to – perhaps – demonstrate some inconsistency immunity. They aggressively and emotionally flattened Philadelphia and – following the desperately-needed bye week to get (somewhat) closer to their physical peak – the Dallas Cowboys are in position to begin a new streak.

 
COULD, SHOULD, and WOULD are all logically understood, but as is regularly the case with Jason Garrett’s team, while “the process” so dear remains crystal clear, consistent achievement remains their single greatest challenging theme.

The toughest stretch of the Cowboys’ schedule is about to arrive, and Dallas simply cannot afford to look past ANY opponents if they wish to thrive on their (hopeful) return-to-the-postseason-drive. Dallas (as currently constructed and coached) is an all-or-nothing squad . . . unable to regularly and dependably adjust (in the absence of key players) or (significantly, schematically) mod. Yes, YES, Dallas dominated Philly, but as they prepare to face the competitive-yet-comparatively-feeble New York Giants (who – like their other division rivals – will attempt to bring maximum defiance), the Cowboys must bring the same 60-minute focus or risk ridiculous losses so avoidably silly.

 
Will Marinelli’s Men bring sufficient aggression, err, respect to New York’s rookie quarterback “Danny Dimes” Jones and fresh-legged running back Saquon Barkley to prevent the Giants from enjoying a surprise victory so sparkly?

Will Cowboys Nation be watching a healthy LVE or will the “Hot Boyz” receive a(n increasingly rare) full-game dose of Mr. Sean Lee?

Will “Kellen’s Crew” (unencumbered by any further unwanted play-calling advances?) be ready for another quick start to better control their game day circumstances?

Will Dallas wisely treat the hype like tripe or give their critics another chance to snipe?

Will America’s Team show the glands to make the Giants small and begin a new winning streak in the Meadowlands?

We shall see. We always do.