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2008-2009 Regular Season: Postgame - Referencing The Past For Perspective On The Present
 
September 29, 2008 At 2:17 AM EST
By Eric M. Scharf

Does anyone remember Elvis "Toast" Patterson? Maybe #41, with his cute little nickname, "T-NEW," would rather be known as Terence "Toast" Newman. Yes, I am disgusted with his play against the Skins.
 
With great respect to exactly how potentially injured Newman may be, no one forces you to slip on the stadium turf. No one forces you to bite-like-a-rookie on a stop-and-go by one of the Smurfs. And those cute little "shoulder" tackles? "You disappoint me, Fredo, errr, Terence."
 
If that man has any nerve, pride, or ego, he will play T.J. or Ocho Cinco straight-up, all game long next week, and he will not let either of them get so much as an inch of breathing room. He will play against them like Shawn Springs played against T.O. Like glue.
 
Terence might even find it in his heart to wrap up on his "attempted" tackles. Remember, folks: it does not matter if the D-linemen miss their tackles, and the linebackers miss theirs, because, once the enemy is headed your way, it is on YOU to make the tackle that counts.

You can do the glass half empty or glass half full, but the result needs to be the same. "Well, the kicker would never have had to make that kick if we would have just made one more first down or made that interception."
 
The kicker is paid to make the kick, no matter the circumstances. Toast Newman is paid to be a "shut down corner". We endure his off-season injuries (not his fault, of course) that linger into the regular season and jeopardize some of the biggest games on the schedule. We endure his every-other-game success.
 
Toast Newman is paid to defend against the pass, make the tackle (low to the ground with BOTH arms), and not play soft, speed-diminishing coverage . . . no matter the circumstances, because a veteran corner (with help from the deep safety on his side) is supposed to be able to identify when it is appropriate to play soft, as ordered by the coaching staff, or when it is best to change up his approach when it appears inevitable that a 5-yard slant, rather than a GO-route, is headed his way.
 
And, next week, Toast Newman will be off the hook, because, as is their history of taking turns, Anthony Henry will have gotten it right between the eyes, too.
 
Will I and the millions of other armchair quarterbacks be wrong? This would be our strong preference.
 
We shall see. We always do.