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2008-2009 Regular Season: Postgame - On-The-Job Receiver Training Will Bring Your Star Quarterback One Step Closer To Early Retirement
 
October 12, 2008 At 1:39 AM EST
By Eric M. Scharf

I will take this moment to make another final plea to Jerry Jones to see logic. How long did it take for Miles Austin to finally get involved in the offense? Too long. Where was Sam Hurd? Mostly on the sideline, taking turns with himself being hurt or barely healthy and just plain useless.
 
Where was Patrick Crayton (outside of that lovely TD catch against the Cardinals, which was helped, again, by poor tackling – which seems to be a league-wide disease)? And, T.O.? He was busy enjoying another big helping of bump-and-run, double-and-triple coverage all game long. Jerry: the fans do not want you to get Roy Williams or anyone else just to have him (or just to prevent a division rival from procuring him).

If Romo continues to get beaten about for the rest of the season (from a combination of poor offensive line play, injuries to that line, and memory loss of how to scramble away from defensive pressure), then, what is the very best, most-reasonable decision you can make to help him?
 
Get him an additional weapon or two who you know will get open more quickly, earlier in a game (the way for which Austin, Hurd, and Stanback simply have been ill-equipped . . . no matter how wonderful these three allegedly looked in vanilla-schemed training camp). Romo will continue to not perform as expected and T.O. will continue to look miserable until you get Michael Irvin's Alvin Harper onto our damn team.
 
Get a decoy for the decoy, Jerry. No, Felix flanked wide will not make the difference if his hamstring prevents him from playing. OR, you could simply demand that Red Ball come up with some of the most creative offensive play-calling you have ever seen.

And what about Wade? He is a non-factor, a pre-programmed creature of habit. There is no purpose in getting angry with him or accusing him of this and that. You knew when you hired him that he is the polar opposite of Bill “I Am Forever Watching You” Parcells.
 
Wade has a standard approach he takes to each game, which only works well when his teams are executing like clockwork. It will be a cold day in Green Bay, however, before he changes that approach, either publicly or behind closed doors, to really-and-truly get his team’s total and complete attention when times are tough.

What we also need to admit, in all fairness and to our collective disgust, is that Wade is not alone. Wade, Red Ball, Brian Stewart, Dave "Trust Me Because I Know What Makes Roy Williams Tick" Campo, and everyone else on the coaching staff need to get creative, before we get beaten worse than before by a team that was worse than before . . . they play us.
 
Suggesting that the coaching staff needs to get more creative would be to suggest that they have been creative in the first place, which would be false.