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2009-2010 Offseason: Pre-Selection Catch Up And Other Considerations
 
April 22, 2010  At 5:30 PM CST
By Eric M. Scharf


Zebras Can Change Their Stripes

A couple months ago Mike Pereira – now former NFL VP of Officiating – mentioned the concept of offering his services as a “Penalty Avoidance Coach” for hire.

While this is not an original idea – having seen the Cowboys utilize referees in training camp for years prior – it is a good one that requires absolute attention to detail in order for everyone involved to enjoy success.

There are only a handful of NFL referees whom even the most educated of fans consider at the top of their eagle-eyed, flag-throwing game. Even fewer of those high performance zebras are available to pay extended visits to NFL training camps to pass on their penalty detection secrets.

Jim Rome – currently of ESPN and formerly of various Southern California sports talk radio shows I followed – is fond of saying, “If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.”

While New England and Bill Billicheat may be living, breathing examples toward that methodology, gaining a better grasp of exactly what causes untimely ticky-tacky penalties should give any team a hall pass on the “Patriot Way.”

Therefore, “If you’re not attempting everything you possibly can – outside of cheating – you’re not trying.”

Jerry Jones – playing the role of eccentric billionaire John Hammond from the “Jurassic Park” films – “spares no expense” in his ongoing attempts to improve the Dallas Cowboys, so it only makes sense that America’s Team might inquire as to Pereira’s availability this off-season.

Pereira will be primarily situated on the West Coast to care for his aging parents, but the Cowboys may once again spend time in Thousand Oaks. Attention to detail is at the core of every false start and blown tackle the Cowboys absorbed on their way to the second round of the playoffs last season.

Farewell Flozell And No More Gamblin' With Hamlin

Speaking of false starts and blown tackles, the Cowboys recently told Flozell Adams to flow away and Ken “Hamburger” Hamlin was told to practice his dummy tackling elsewhere.

Flozell officially stopped flowing from the talent tap a few years ago – displaying only intermittent consistency and fluidity while waging a losing war with his right ear. Just ask Tony Romo – who surveyed the field through the left ear hole in his helmet whenever Flozell began to trickle.

Ken Hamlin failed to deliver the defensive steak the Cowboys believed they were getting when they rewarded him with a big pay day just two years ago.

Hamlin’s story – initially – was a good one. He was involved in a horrible incident – while with the Seattle Seahawks – which left him with a life-threatening head wound. He recovered on the sidelines while the Seahawks made their way to the Super Bowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The Seahawks considered Hamlin an emotional leader and one of their most ferocious hitters, and yet – with concern about the injury recovery still fresh on the Seahawks’ minds – Hamlin was allowed to seek employment elsewhere.

Hamlin desperately needed a new team, and the Cowboys desperately needed someone to help out the clearly overwhelmed Roy Williams. Hamlin – with his head completely healed – played his brains out in exchange for his one-year contract.

The Cowboys – after some understandable negotiations – felt inclined to deliver a longer-term commitment to Hamlin, with the hopes that Hamlin would finally solve – in part – their nightmarish defensive secondary woes. After all, while you rarely can replace a Darren Woodson, you can certainly get close with a pairing of players.

The Cowboys ultimately got burned on a risk that all professional sports teams take on a regular basis: signing short-term surprises to long-term agreements – hoping to convert a brightly lit candle into a raging forest fire.

Let me say again that it is a rare and special team that does not eventually get bitten by this bug. You can extend a player – who displayed potential or was regaining conditioning and form after injury – that has pleasantly surprised you. The result will either be a player with even more upside than imagined, a player that goes into an increasing tailspin of decline, or a player who seems to brain dead at the most crucial point of contact.

The Cowboys bravely chose to use and pursue younger, newer, and potentially hungrier players at left tackle and free safety – rather than the older, slower, sloppier, and potentially empty tank players they had in Flozell and Hamlin.

Fans will learn soon enough if Doug Free, Alan Ball, Patrick Watkins (who still reminds me of Michael Downs) – and anyone the Cowboys draft over the next 48 hours – can adequately replace or improve upon Flozell Adams and Ken Hamlin.

Fans – as usual – can spend all their free time wringing their hands over what might be, or what they think might be – good, bad, or ugly. The best fans can do for themselves – and their collective blood pressure – is to simply wait through any positive or negative pre-season teases and see what happens against Washington to start the upcoming regular season.

McNabb Nabbed From One Feathered Enemy By Another

Cowboys’ fans should take the Donovan McNabb trade – from the "Iggles" to the "Snyderskins" – with a grain of salt.

While McNabb has every incentive to show up in D.C. in fabulous shape and learn Shanahan’s offensive system like the back of his hand – at the end of the day – he must execute . . . and do it with a bandaged offensive line.

His new offensive line mates will certainly have the same fire in their bellies, but they still must execute . . . and do it with a bandaged set of running and receiving targets.

McNabb must still face a Cowboys’ defensive line that managed to put the clamps on him for much of three games last season. Those defensive linemen will certainly have every incentive to study McNabb even harder and attack him from every possible angle.

While the Iggles are giving Kevin Kolb every incentive to spread his wings wide, fly high, and fly far, Kolb must still face the same defense Andy Reid felt only McNabb could handle for much of three games last season.

The scenario remains the same. The NFC East has been and will continue to be a hate fest between the Cowboys, the Giants, the Iggles, and the Snyderskins. It does not matter who is added to which team, if you can simply remember that kitchen sinks will continue to be thrown in either direction from here until kingdom come.

The least the Cowboys can do in the face of another competitive year within their typically competitive division . . . is put a physical beating on their opponents. The best they can do is finish those beat downs with wins.

RIP – Texas Stadium: 1971-2008

Count me among the millions of Cowboys’ fans who have years and years of memories – great and not so great, celebrated and forgettable – from all the NFL games played at Texas Stadium.

All those star players, those big plays, the mystique, and the hole in the roof through which God watched his favorite team play.

The hole is the roof is not gone, not forgotten, but has simply been transferred to the new and brilliant Cowboys Stadium. I have never personally been to Cowboys Stadium, but my parents – just two days ago – took a tour of the facility.

They came away very impressed – just like everyone else who appreciates fine construction and well-presented history – and I will be receiving a photo-filled DVD filled from them very soon. I simply cannot wait!

Stick To Football Instead Of Futbol?

Tony Romo is a rare athlete who excels at almost every single sport in which he playfully or professionally participates. If there is a sport in which Romo has failed, I must wait for Romo to confess or ESPN to dig it up.

Romo was seen – in the past two months – playing indoor soccer. He can play it and play it well. He knows that if he receives a freak injury playing or doing anything outside of football . . . that he could seriously jeopardize his NFL career or end it altogether.

I love NFL football, and I played 13 seasons of soccer in my youth – so I appreciate futbol as well.

Most fans, coaches, and prognosticators would have Romo live in a large plastic bubble that can be rolled from one destination to another by a 24-7 team of bodyguards.

Most fans, coaches, and prognosticators are right to be concerned, but you cannot ask Romo to stop living his (athletic) life. As an aside, the Pittsburgh Steelers are praying that starting QB Ben Roethlisberger stops living (troubled) his life . . . but I digress.

While it does not seem to matter if Romo were to hurt himself on a kick-slide or riding an ATV, fans need to trust that he is simply enjoying himself through “change of pace” physical fitness.

Romo no longer has Jessica “Basket Case” Simpson in his life. He enjoys and succeeds at a variety of sports in ways that few outside of Bo Jackson could. What else – besides being cautious – could fans ask of Romo? Oh, right – that elusive Super Bowl victory in a team sport.

Private Opinions Gone Public

I cringed when I heard and saw what Jerry Jones had to say about Bill Parcells the other day.

I take Jerry at his word – his sober definition of “endearment” – regarding the Tuna, and I am glad to hear he called Big Bill as soon as he could to explain himself and apologize.

Just like the slurred comments that provoked Jimmy Johnson to resign – so many painful years ago – it simply did not have to be stated in public . . . in the presence of alcohol or not.

It was unnecessary, especially in light of the apparent fact that all is forgiven and understood with Parcells.

Jerry can afford to say whatever he wants whenever he wants, but he simply needed to say nothing – both with Jimmy and Bill. The difference – this time – is that Jerry was talking about a former coach while his own coach, Wade, was sitting comfortably at home.

Here is to hoping Jerry begins enjoying a virgin margarita every so often . . . or starts surrounding himself with bodyguards who frisk everyone with whom Jerry chooses to speak.

Cuban Has Been Smoking Too Many Cubans Again

I mentioned my appreciation for Mark Cuban in the past, and I will re-state it here.

I love what Mark Cuban has done for the Dallas Mavericks organization.

I love what Mark Cuban has done for his players and their fans.

I love what Mark Cuban has done for the NBA.

I love what Mark Cuban stands for – as equal parts fan and owner.

Mark – like anyone else – is not perfect.

My parents continue to remind me – to this day – to “think before you speak.”

The difference between me and Mark is that he can afford to say whatever he wants whenever he wants. I must at least be clever in what I say . . . or simply say nothing at all.

Mark complained – towards the end of last season – that the first of two Cowboys playoff games was poorly scheduled against a regular season Mavericks home game . . . one of 41 home games (out of 82 total games) which was relatively early in the NBA season.

I love Mark, but he was wrong to even dare compare the importance of the two events.

Mark has complained about the timing of the 2010 NFL Draft.

I love Mark, and he is correct in his view that it is unfair to have the NFL Draft competing against the NBA playoffs . . . but the NFL has been on this schedule for years.

No one asked the NBA to lengthen their season (officially a few years ago if memory serves), to lengthen the number of days between their own playoff games, or add to the number of playoff games they play in each playoff round . . . and, yet, the NBA owners and Players Association did just that.

I love Mark, but he was part of the decision-making process that led to NBA playoff games competing with the NFL Draft – which makes him wrong again.

Jeff Van Gundy (former head coach of the New York Knicks and Houston Rockets and brother of Stan) complained the other day that there are too many days between NBA playoff games. Jeff is uniquely qualified to make such a statement and be correct.

Mark has complained – out of understandable frustration – about how horrible the professional image of the NFL has become. It takes a horrible image to know a horrible image, and all Mark can do is ask NBA Commissioner David Stern to exchange notes and share a meal with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.

I love Mark, and he is right. The NFL has plenty of warts to freeze off its own rear end . . . but the NBA, MLB, NHL, and PGA share those very same warts. The sole difference in the NFL’s favor is Roger Goodell, as evidenced by his six game suspension of Ben Roethlisberger.

Goodell seems to be the only commissioner thus-far who has decided to punish players who simply decide to get too close to problems . . . rather than wait for them to get thoroughly engrossed in them. Who knows? Maybe the other sports will adopt this approach.

I feel Mark’s pain, but he knows better.

Determined Draft Day Design

I see no significant changes in the draft day plans for the Dallas Cowboys.

The Cowboys need more options at left tackle and safety – regardless of whether or not Flozell Adams and Ken Hamlin remained on the roster.

Doug Free will undoubtedly be given his shot, but he should expect to potentially see an early to middle round pick spent on competition for the left tackle spot – either a dedicated position player or a “tweener” like Cory Proctor or Robert Brewster, both of whom can play multiple positions.
 
Brewster - a second year offensive tackle who missed the 2009 season with torn pectoral muscle - has evidently returned from his injury is much better shape and ready for action. While Doug may be free to lock up left tackle, it could ultimately be Robert enjoying "Brewster's Millions."

The Cowboys have a few existing players who will most certainly fight with one or two draft picks for the starting free and strong safety spots. Remember: Gerald Sensabaugh may only be around for another year, Mike Hamlin is returning from injury, and the safety spot – in general – can only get better and more solidified for years to come through fierce competition.

Next up would be additional depth at linebacker so that the Cowboys can better combat any loss of playing time – due to injury – by DeMarcus Ware. Then, again, one or two of the rookie linebackers from last year may accomplish much more in the upcoming training camp as well.

The Cowboys can also use another wide receiver – in the event that Roy Williams continues to make the least of his opportunities – and maybe even a wide receiver / kick returner hybrid. Fans should expect more production from Kevin Ogletree, but they should also brace for the potential addition of another receiver.

At the end of the day, as long as the Cowboys find solutions – either through the draft or free agency – for their offensive line and defensive secondary depth, they should be in good shape on training camp competition alone moving forward.

Will the Cowboys make up for passing on Randy Moss so many years ago and select a Dez Bryant – if given the chance . . . or will Dallas remain right guy defiant on balance? Will the Cowboys – GASP – draft an offensive linemen with their first pick . . . or continue expecting Romo to pull off a Houdini trick?

We shall see. We always do.