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2012-2013 Regular Season: All For One And One For All
 
November 4, 2012  At 4:45 PM CST
By Eric M. Scharf
 
No one ever said being The Tortured Cowboys Fan would be easy. Watching the Dallas Cowboys – of late – has made lesser fans absolutely queasy.

Cowboys Nation might like to tell all those bandwagon fans to “take their barf bags and get out,” but it has been extremely hard for any fan of “America’s Team” to watch . . . without a doubt.

Fans – most but not all – are perplexed after watching the Cowboys’ offense repeatedly start so stunted but end so vexed . . . and convinced America’s Team may be permanently hexed.

Fans – every last one of ‘em – have been so busy holding their shaking heads in their hands that (to make it stop) there may be a run on kickstands.

Everyone within the Dallas Cowboys organization – and all who follow them with the best and worst of intensions – knew the team really could not really afford much further deviation . . . from the win column in the NFC East division.

Everyone knew America’s Team faced a golden opportunity to get back into the NFC East race . . . against a New York Giants squad they had already beaten back at their place.

Everyone knew the Cowboys would have to accomplish this task – without DeMarco Murray and Sean Lee . . . while relying on dangerously delicate roster depth – which was a lot to ask.

Everyone knew the Cowboys – as always – were on their own in figuring a way out of their mental funk . . . and that anything less than a 60 minute effort was going to end with a clunk.

Following Dallas’ passable win against the Panthers, Tony Romo stated “You know that every week you're either great or terrible -- or at least semi-terrible or semi-great. What you find in this league is all you need to do is figure out how to get better and play your best football when it counts.”

Romo – as much as anyone – knows all about the need to perform at his best when it counts, because the alternative has encouraged losses to mount.

Though The Tortured Cowboys Fan asked for more (fearless) explanation – from Romo and Jason Garrett – it is clearly not going to be enough for Cowboys Nation. Talk, of course, has never been cheaper, and recent results do not suggest a keeper.

OMG

The Sunday showdown at Cowboys Stadium came and went . . . ending with another painful event. The Cowboys gave the Giants a 23-point head start – thanks to many an offensive brain fart . . . only to come racing back to take the lead and – once again – turn falling short into an art.

Fans – from coast to coast and intergalactic – would love to be convinced that, to keep things exciting, the Cowboys offense chooses to purposely use a late-start tactic.

While OMG means “Oh My God” – to most English-fluent folks on Earth – the Cowboys have abducted the popular acronym . . . to help explain their offensive unit’s less than professional facade.

OMG – Outrageous Mental Gaffe – has been the general theme for the offense of America’s team.
The fictitious “Three Musketeers” were known to say: “All for one and one for all!” The Cowboys – as an organization – insist they are “all for one and one for all” . . . but their inconsistent efforts have resulted in an unnecessary divisional fall.

The Cowboys have never really been able to put it all together for one or more (consecutive) games over the past 16+ years . . . except for a little more than three seasons. The Cowboys – last year – relied on their offense to make up for defensive malfeasance. The tables have been turned with the Cowboys about to reach midseason . . . and Rob’s Roughnecks must (privately) feel like Romo’s recklessness has been akin to treason.

The Cowboys have simply been unable to put it all together with the exception of the season’s first game. The effort in Baltimore – as dominating as it appeared to be – means nothing, because Dallas found a way to come up lame. They inevitably leave something out . . . making exasperated fans want to scream and shout.

Stephen A. Smith – of ESPN’s “First Take” – has been known to say “Tony Romo / the Cowboys are an accident waiting to happen” . . . because – when the chips are down – they just cannot seem to get crackin’. While his expertise is more in tune with basketball, he knows enough football to be dangerous . . . and the issues that ail the Cowboys do not require inspection so adventurous.

Skip Bayless – who allegedly has hated the Cowboys from his days way back at the Herald and Morning News – has bent over backwards to give Dallas chance after chance . . . to prove it really does have what it takes to overcome and get into the big dance. The Cowboys continue to kick Skip's prognostications in the teeth . . . and the benefit of the doubt he simply can no longer bequeath.
 
Skip desperately wants to go all-in with Romo – of last year's stat line – but he has been far less than consistent or fine. Romo – seemingly more than any of his torpid receiving teammates – continues to drain defeat from the chalice of victory like "The Man With NO Brains."

 
Stephen A. and Skip are but two highly publicized prognosticators out of a nationwide army of sport soothsayers who genuinely join Cowboys Nation in growing incredibly tired . . . of saying OMG as Jason Garrett continues the way he does without being fired.

It is part of Jason’s job to continue reassuring Cowboys Nation that a myriad of mental mistakes will receive a number of measures so corrective. The other part that job involves game day coaching far more affective.
 
The proof is in the pudding but – until it is shown – fans and professional followers will groan as they are exposed to even more OMG . . . and they will most certainly continue their brooding.

NFL Trade Deadline

The NFL trade deadline – even with a two day extension – has come and gone without so much as a Dallas Cowboys mention.

Fans – annoyed as they may be – had to “move along – nothing to see."

Fans – frustrated as they must be – wanted the Cowboys to fetch a fantastic find for Felix, thinking he no longer had the Jones to burst through the hole . . . clear and free.

Fans – violently ill as they have to be – wanted the Cowboys to move Mike Jenkins – hoping America’s Team could parlay a piece of their suddenly deep secondary into a player of more immediate importance . . . and not so stinkin’.

Fans – resigned to what reality doth decree – understand the Cowboys were going to have no takers for their wounded back or their luxury fourth corner . . . that would ever fill them with glee.

Fans – at the mercy of Jason and Jerry – get to take the Cowboys at their word, watch them absorb more injuries, and see them attempt to get more out of roster depth that has everyone leery.

The Cowboys will play the rest of the season with what they have brought instead of what they could have bought.

While the Cowboys were not involved, it is always fascinating to see which teams engaged and how their needs were resolved. There are always three types of teams that would not be afraid to consider a trade.

1 – Teams whose players spend too much time with the team physician and who desperately need an upgrade at a major position.

2 – Teams that have most of what they need and simply seek extra polish towards the best chance to succeed.

3 – Teams that make a trade for no other reason than to prevent a division rival from procuring a player they desperately needin’.

Cowboys Nation is familiar with the conspiracy theory that is category 3 – after seeing Philadelphia outbid Dallas for Nnamdi Asomugha last offseason . . . even though the Eagles already had a solid secondary pairing of Asante Samuel and Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie.

The trading deadline is as much about divisional and conference-wide strategy . . . as it is about improving your roster through the most reasonable expense necessary.

The Cowboys’ problems are far less about sparing no expense at the trade deadline or procuring the very best talent. The tumultuous troubles of America’s Team are far more about truly believing in themselves, their systems, and a head coach for which they struggle to be game day compliant.

Will They Or Won’t They?

The Dallas Cowboys waited nearly two quarters to pop their offensive cork against New York. They scored 24 consecutive points, but they could not maintain their gained momentum. The Cowboys failed, once again, to limit their self-destructive mistakes and downright correct ‘em.

The Cowboys – as usual and beyond their competition – are the only ones who can decide their collective destiny . . . and fight their mental attrition.

Will the Atlanta Falcons crap on the Cowboys from their undefeated perch . . . or will the Cowboys – for the first time in six games – play a full-featured 60 minutes and leave the Dirty Birds in a lurch?

Will the Cowboys go “all for one and one for all” like “The Three Musketeers” – on offense, defense, and special teams – or will they plunge the final stake into their postseason dreams?

Will the Cowboys continue to sing the same song on a different day . . . or will they finally come out to really play?
 
Free agent Sean Payton roaming the Dallas sidelines could be mighty nice – IF he is even encouraged to cut away clean from New Orleans. Fans know another mediocre season would possibly (but not probably) be reason enough to suffice.
 
Would Jerry really be willing to put his own truly hand-picked man – Jason "Red Ball" Garrett – on ice? Would Jerry be willing to swallow the remainder of a four-year contract and pay Payton's certainly steep price? Jerry has been known to spare no expense but – if faced with the choice – would his pride keep him on the already unstable fence?
 
If the Cowboys lose to the undefeated Falcons – by a mere point or completely blown out of the joint – will Jerry allow the subject of Sean to go on and on? If the Cowboys win, will that – in Jerry's mind – automatically prevent an alternative from being brought in?
 
The Cowboys' players have shown no signs of quitting on Garrett but – with another potential loss – will they begin to go from determined sizzle to full-on fizzle . . . for that fading playoff carrot?

We shall see. We always do.