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2013-2014 Preseason: Tour Of Duty Or Just More Doody?
 
September 8, 2013  At 6:30 PM CST
By Eric M. Scharf
 
"The Tortured Cowboys Fan" has returned . . . though the long drought between pithy posts has certainly left loyal followers feeling burned.

The Tortured Cowboys Fan – sadly – is only human . . . with a dedicated spouse to whom he will rarely grouse, a young family to cultivate into being great, and a rather involved job that leaves no room for a zero detail slob. For so many writing opportunities – these daily life activities have been doomin’.

Life happens . . . and for The Tortured Cowboys Fan, this is not the first rodeo, so – without further delay – let us get on with the show.

Post Draft Thoughts

Fans – some but not all – reacted as if Jerry Jones had selected a player like Shante Carver in the 2013 NFL Draft.

Fans – some but not all – needed a little time to calm down, breath, watch a little preseason play, and prove they were not daft.

Fans – on almost every Dallas draft pick – seemingly wanted to beat the Cowboys’ brain trust with a stick.

Phil “Gonna’ Cost Ya” Costa had done the best he could – when healthy and through injury – but a new center was an absolute necessity.

Was Travis Frederick the very best offensive linemen in the draft? No – but he was one of the best centers with a truly respectful eye towards his craft. If fans are lucky, their center so plucky will help complete the transformation of the Cowboys’ offensive linemen from meatheads into some real BLOCKHEADS.

Jason Witten has been an excellent Pro Bowl player – and future Hall of Famer – but in his absence, the Cowboys other tight ends (outside of James Hanna) have not had a prayer.

Dallas waited and waited (through a major knee injury) for former Cowboys tight end John Phillips to turn his flashes of brilliance into a long-term continuance. Dallas waited and waited for Martellus Bennett to consistently grow up and reach his potential . . . only to see him show the New York Giants he could be existential.

Was Gavin Escobar the best available tight end? Did the Cowboys (and everyone else) want Tyler Eifert even more? Escobar is tall with an excellent set of hands and – while blocking is not his best attribute – he should help create many opportunities to score.

Will the Cowboys ever have a reasonably reliable third wide receiver? Will Terrance Williams make them into believers? Butch Johnson was a high-flyer, Kelvin Martin was excellent in the slot, and Kevin Williams was pretty darn good. They are all long gone, and fans are in a desperate mood. Truth be told – the Cowboys and their fans hope their two starters stay so healthy and play so hearty that they never have to be so bold . . . with a rookie third wide out upon which they are – naturally – not entirely sold.

The Cowboys have been searching for even a serviceable replacement for Darren Woodson for about a decade. Now that Barry is back healthy from last year’s knee injury, the Cowboys are happy to go to Church every Sunday, Monday, or Thursday. Dallas still needs another strong man of faith to work with Church. J.J. Wilcox may prove – in time – to be that missing long-term bookend that gets the Cowboys out of their annual safety search.

The Cowboys have almost always enjoyed at least one quality starting cornerback, if not two. Their third corner – Orlando Scandrick – has been good in the slot, but they are desperately seeking a fourth who can reasonably man any spot. Perhaps B.W. Webb will be the depth-delivering Spider-Man who can.

The position of running back – ever since before the exit of Emmitt Smith – has been another yearly Cowboys’ heart attack. DeMarco Murray – without question – has all the skills to be an every down back, but he has been unable to entirely beat the injury bug . . . that – since college – has occasionally left him needing a hug. Phillip Tanner has shown flashes of good rushing manner, but he has also occasionally struggled to stay on the field . . . even for special teams and what few touches DeMarco does yield. Joseph Randle – depending upon your perspective – was a bit of a steal . . . and time will tell if this clearly skilled back is the real deal.

When the Cowboys lost Sean Lee and Bruce Carter, they knew they were going to need to develop another potential defensive starter. DeVonte Holloman showed an excellent “nose for the ball” during his preseason opportunity . . . and – if memory serves – he was caught delivering only one rookie atrocity. Fans should temper their excitement about Holloman and hope he does not become an also-ran or a downright hollow man.

The Cowboys did not cut a draft choice before the regular season for the first time in years . . . and fans can only wait and see if Frederick and the other picks manage to do more than just stick.

TNT – Talent N’ Technique

Former Cowboys’ great, offensive lineman Larry Allen, was inducted into the Hall of Fame – along with former head coach Bill “Big Tuna” Parcells – to begin the 2013 preseason.

Larry was – and still is – a big, strong man. Though he and Big Bill were not always working from the same plan, they both would both tell you “TNT is the only way on game day. You have to match great talent with great technique . . . or you may never reach your peak.”

 
 
 
You can have all the talent in the world, but if you play with poor technique and two left feet . . . you will fail to consistently compete.

The best players are not always the most talented but – in the case of Larry Allen for so many years – he displayed both a strong will and the refined skill.

Character Rejecter

Fans – some but not all – want NFL players to be comprised of only the highest moral fiber and be a guaranteed societal model . . . rather than imperfect people which any major sports league would need to tirelessly monitor or coddle.

While no one wants their favorite NFL players to become puppets, it is far better than seeing them – some but not all – repeatedly displaying the destructive behavior of right Muppets.

The NFL continues – out of annual offseason necessity – to enhance security protocols for current players and expand background checks on potential draft picks. Teams used to have to surround star players with extra security to occasionally protect them from “their biggest fans” . . . and they never could have dreamed the exact opposite could become the centerpiece of their daily plans.

“Necessary Roughness” is a core NFL theme that was exclusive to grid iron play. It has increasingly become something that occurs in and out of the stadium on game day.

Until the NFL develops a stronger will – with a more accurate character rejecter towards a better image protector – the league may continue to have to swallow a bitter character pill.

Camp Cramp

NFL offseason activities had been undergoing slow-but-steady changes over the past several years . . . because of the growing grind from the grid iron gears.

The current CBA (Collective Bargaining Agreement) represents a big and guaranteed acceleration of those changes in how-and-how-often NFL players are required to practice during the offseason and preseason.

The return of “Camp Cupcake” could never have been timed better and with well over 100+ players hitting injured reserve, there would appear to be no greater reason.

Wade “The Fade” Phillips would be grinning from ear to ear . . . if this solution was a not-so-carefully-crafted cover up for an issue that only continues to encourage cynical fans to jeer.

The blame (for some) rests within the CBA rules – which allow for a longer offseason, less practice (with and without pads), and a less demanding training camp . . . resulting in players who look far less prepared – whether or not they are mildly flabby or physical fitness fools.

The blame (for others) rests with the NFLPA’s effort to – once and for all . . . get the PED-using percentage of their players squeaky clean, before HGH (High Grade Help, err, Human Growth Hormone) testing becomes official in professional football.
 
 
There are simply too many standard player contracts that now include a multitude of personal maintenance incentives – covering a playing weight bonus, workout bonus, full practice bonus, and roster bonus. Skipping any of these free money tasks would force even the most distracted player to be pretty inventive. The NFLPA carries the weight of this onus.

It is beyond unbelievable that so many players – seemingly all at once – would purposely and selfishly show up in such sad condition . . . knowing how their personal maintenance efforts will always directly affect their teammates’ game day mission.

Any final, legitimate HGH test – as part of the CBA – must be based upon a league-wide “population study.” ALL roster-bound players are expected to be involved – via blood sample – in order to prevent partial participation results from becoming muddy.

Any players still coming down from being a PED clown will surely not be interested in being buddy-buddy with this all-or-nothing study.

Time will tell if the ongoing press wrestling – between the NFL and NFLPA - will eventually end the NFLPA’s waffling and result in proper, consensus HGH testing.

Until that time comes to pass, fans and prognosticators can throw water on the NFLPA’s collective camp cramp . . . because the sudden flood of incredible injuries over the past two years is more than just a little damp.

Preseason For Every Reason

Wherever there is injury smoke, there is replacement fire and – regarding the purpose of preseason and the myriad of injuries . . . it is still amazing how many fans continue to inquire.



Fans need to watch preseason performances to be confident the starters – for a series, a quarter, a half, or a game – do not look strange, out of sorts, or come up lame.
Fans need to watch preseason performances to be confident the backups – over a few full games – can actually step up in an emergency . . . and – for those young pups who deliver – to start memorizing their names.

The Cowboys’ strength and conditioning staff is viewed around the league as the best the NFL has to offer. Until they can solve the riddle of roster injuries with a magic-but-legal elixir, the backups are the ones who will be charged with being the fixer.

 
 
The backups – not so many years ago – would have been allowed to sit pretty on the bench with their hands in a no-pressure clench. This is absolutely no more . . . with the backups being called on – early in the season – to make or prevent a score.

Fans can-and-should watch the preseason for every reason.

Concussion Discussion

If the NFLPA did not have the retired-player-noose tied to their concussion caboose, they might have had the nerve to let litigation play out . . . and possibly win a lot more NFL loot at the end of the bout.

The NFL owners dodged a huge – no, MAMMOTH – bullet that – in some ways – could have sent the most popular sport in America straight into the toilet.

It appears the tentative settlement (for a $756M pittance, err, payoff) – reached last week between the NFL and the collection of players tied to the suit – does not include protection (for the NFL) against future claims . . . which is a potentially painful detriment.

This headache is not completely going away, and it may reappear to affect a future game day.

Will They Or Won’t They?

Just like the rest of the NFL, the Dallas Cowboys have had an entire offseason and preseason to fix their weaknesses and enhance their strengths.

Just like the rest of the NFL, the Dallas Cowboys had the chance to draft for the present and fortify their future.

Just like the rest of the NFL, the Dallas Cowboys have had a series of OTA’s, unit-specific mini camps, and a full-blown training camp to learn a new playbook and improve an existing one.

Just like the rest of the NFL, the Dallas Cowboys have arrived at their latest opportunity to create separation between themselves and the rest of the league.

Will that separation be from the top or the bottom? Will America’s Team prove to prognosticators, fans, and themselves that they have the knowledge, the skills, and the determination to face past failures . . . and drop them?

Will the change in play callers create a positive change in footballers . . . or will the point be moot when they fail to execute?
 
Will Monte Kiffin and Bill Callahan be able to uniquely motivate the defense and offense to a man . . . or will all that talk of accuracy and effort simply be tossed in the can?

Tony Romo hit the offseason jackpot, but many fans remain unsure he and the Cowboys even have a shot. He needs a reasonably complete offense built around him – regardless of his past mistakes. Will his overhauled offensive line give him any breaks . . . or will another season look dim?
 
 
 
 
Will the Cowboys gag again and allow the New York Giants to gobble them up at AT&T Stadium . . . or will Dallas finally answer the call and play some serious ball?
 
Will this year be another pungent tour of doody . . . or a proud tour of duty?

We shall see. We always do.