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2014-2015 Regular Season: Fools Gold And Falsehoods Untold
September 14, 2014  At 11:20 AM CST
By Eric M. Scharf
 
The 2014 NFL season had already been underway since Thursday of last week . . . giving “America’s Team” a final few days to work the bugs out and apply a last second tweak.

The Dallas Cowboys had welcomed the hated San Francisco 49ers to AT&T Stadium.

“Welcomed?” you say? If you had a chance to watch the game on national television, you might have noticed the sea of red and gold throughout Jerry World every which way.

No worries, though. The Cowboys are used to it . . . as their palatial home is less a place to circle the wagons and far more THE place to be seen, mingle and go.

Fans hoped the Cowboys were ready and – as Jason Garrett now likes to say – “had a lot of fight in ‘em”. Prognosticators thought the suddenly beleaguered 49ers were missing enough personnel that the Cowboys could actually beat ‘em.

Fans were fed up and worn down from so many yearend near misses . . . and they desperately wanted to project something other than just more boos and hisses.

The fool’s gold had gotten so incredibly old and – aside from an occasional bad play call – fans hoped the Cowboys would apply some reasonable pressure, score some points, protect the ball, and actually do what they were told.

Rain On The Brain

The defense was revamped and the offense seemed amped, but DeMarco Murray’s brain immediately cramped. There was no reasonable way to spin it. Murray blew it in the very first minute. He put the rock on the floor, and the 49ers gladly scooped it up and tiptoed into the end zone for an easy score.

And wouldn’t you know it? None other than Tony Romo felt COMPELLED to get in on the turnover act and boy . . . did he ever show it. Fans deserved to see Romo keep himself in check, and he basically told them to stow it.

Tony Toni Tone has done it again! It feels go-ooood, yeah. It feels go-ooood. It feels go-ooood. It feels go-ooood. It feels go-ooood, yeah.

Tony, Tony, Tony has done it again! It feels ba-aaaad, ugh. It feels ba-aaaad. Fans’ are ma-aaaad. It feels ba-aaaad. Contract’s iron cla-aaaad. ugh.

Did Romo have significant back surgery mere months ago? Yes.

Was Romo expected to be treated with kid gloves and come back slow? Yes.

Was Romo purposely limited in the preseason so that he could be ready for the regular season and ALL SYSTEMS GO? Yes.

Did the introduction of Scott Linehan – as his “passing game coordinator” – cause Romo to do anything more than improve upon his understanding of a system he was already expected to know? No.

Did anything – from his surgery to his limited preseason action – prevent him from deciding “not one more stupid interception will I throw?” No.

Romo continues to have ZERO excuse and every single time he seemingly insists on making an avoidable mistake . . . he looks more and more obtuse.

“Peyton Hours” can only lead to supreme decision-making powers . . . IF Romo finally chooses to dry all the acid rain on his brain from so many damn mental showers.

Romo’s destructive decisions have ZERO to do with Jerry Jones geriatrics, Jason Garrett gaffs, or even an opposing team’s crafty defensive schemes. Romo may succumb to blitzes and pressure, but he is a grown man who knows exactly what to do by any measure.

Jerry, Jason, and even Romo are fond of saying “the only thing that matters is learning from our mistakes and moving on to the next mission” . . . which is all fine and good if Romo knows his (current) team will continue to live and die by HIS decision and that THAT is clearly understood.

The Tortured Cowboys Fan is not simply nitpicking the Cowboys’ offensive leader. Romo – maddeningly – knows better . . . and insists, INSISTS on continuing as a mental bed wetter. He is like a child . . . who knows how to avoid punishment but would rather continue to run wild.

Romo CAN immediately-and-forever correct himself . . . and never again hear the catcalls for Jerry to permanently push him on the career-ending shelf.

No one – no fan, no prognosticator, and no team executive – is saying Romo MUST be perfect . . . but he has to, HAS TO correct a very manageable decision-making defect.

No one – no fan, no prognosticator, and no team executive – is expecting any better than average from the Dallas defense . . . and for anyone one on the Cowboys’ offense to think different makes no sense.

“What about the Dallas defenders?” Their better-than-usual-but-still-average performance against the 49ers has been largely ignored due to the latest of their quarterback’s turnover benders.

Is Romo simply stupid . . . or does he secretly covet coughing up the football like a “Turnover Cupid?” He is (for now) not going to be benched or told he is GONE. Romo and the Cowboys need to figure out – once again – what on Earth is going on.

Romo needs to stop (knowingly) taking the simple and making it complex. Fans may forget the “Big Tuna” ultimately replaced Drew Bledsoe with Romo for the exact same thing . . . DOH! Are Romo’s mistakes a sick and twisted result of a Bledsoe hex? “The world may never know.”

And what happens when Romo has a solid game while the defense continues to pull up lame? An NFL quarterback always receives most of the credit in victory . . . and receives an unfair amount of criticism when his defense is one of the worst in history.

Romo knows it is ALWAYS better to be “blamed” for when his defense is ailing and failing . . . rather than for a choice from which he should clearly be bailing.

Speaking Of Disturbingly Dumb

Press access and coverage – throughout the world – has been increasing over the past several years at a blazing pace . . . and armed with social media accounts, ready to push the worst of the worst right in your face.

In this day and age of protecting one’s brand at any cost . . . the NFL – with one of the most recognized brands in the world – suddenly seems absolutely lost.

There is blood in the water and even those members of the press who absolutely cherish their NFL media credentials above all . . . are circling the NFL – writing about, saying, and participating in the potential whale of a fall.

Michael "Bad Newz" Vick, Josh "DUI Bent" Brent, Aaron "Could Care Less" Rodriguez, Ray "Not Nice" Rice, Greg "The Kraken Against Women He's Attackin" Hardy, Ray "Tryin' To Get Away With Beatin' His Fiancée" McDonald, and Adrian "Switch Hitter" Peterson . . . and . . . and . . . comprise a criminal list – of only the most recent-and-crooked star NFL players – that is beginning to seriously expand.
 
Let us – however – call it what it is. LONG OVERDUE. Cowboys fans have years of experience being treated to various renditions of "Players Gone Wild", and (denying or oblivious) NFL fans – league wide – really have no right to whine "Why US?" . . . or to even suggest that "something suddenly smells stinky, peeee-ewww".

Nonetheless, while those are just the current (acknowledged) players who have made off-the-field errors . . . there are NFL executives who have also behaved like unthinking terrors.

The NFL owners have their own issues for which they need a box of tissues – from Jerry “I Just Can’t Get Enough” Jones to Jim “Gotta’ Powder My Nose” Irsay . . . you don’t say?

NFL owners can always (eventually) repair their image by removing certain problematic players from game day circulation, but their OWN credibility has come under intense attack throughout the nation . . . due to the expected level of intelligence they and their commissioner suddenly lack.

There was a television show – that ran from 2011-2013 – called “Necessary Roughness”. It was a parody of daily NFL team operations . . . and a tribute to security staff toughness.

One of the main characters was a fella’ named Niko Careles – the head of security for the fictitious “New York Hawks” football team – and a man whose mission it was to NOT care less.

Careles was THE guy who (if necessary and often) could spy with his little eye ANY trouble being caused by or against players . . . and he was authorized to take a corrective approach that would never, ever soften.

Each NFL team has its own exclusive security team – and their sole purpose is to catch potential player fires and turn them into nothing more than locker room shower steam . . . before those problems can EVER become their team’s very public and damaging bad dream.

The NFL offices also have their own head of security – Jeffrey Miller – whose sole responsibility includes keeping Commissioner Roger Goodell and the owners critically aware of ANY issue which even remotely resembles a brand killer.

While Goodell, Steve Bisciotti, and other NFL owners – who represent one of the closest knit executive cadres in the history of sports – want to continue denying they ever saw the video tape of Ray Rice punching out his fiancée, if they insist on playing disturbingly dumb . . . it is their right to go that way. The NFL brand – however – is suddenly hurdling from an incredibly popular corporate plumb to an ever-reddening sore thumb.

Will They Or Won’t They?

The Dallas Cowboys – for what has seemed like an eternity – are always under siege by fan and prognosticator alike.

This kind of treatment – however – is new territory for the NFL . . . the owners of which probably wish some of their players had only gotten into trouble while on strike. They must be complimenting Jerry Jones . . . telling him he is tough as nails and that this new rash of player issues really hurts like hell.

The Cowboys head to Tennessee to face a Titan team that has hope . . . that Romo will – once again – play out of scope – and the Dallas defense will make Jake Locker look seriously dope.

 
Will Romo show from his mistakes he can – once again – learn . . . so trust from fans he can once more earn?

Will this game be a sweet homecoming for Jason Witten . . . playing in front of Volunteer fans still so smitten?

Will DeMarco Murray enjoy consecutive contests of solid productivity . . . or will he begin developing an early-game fumble proclivity?

Will Marinelli’s Men play at least as well as they did against San Francisco . . . or will find themselves in a constant goal-to-go?

The Cowboys – if they can – may not begin to show promise until later this year . . . but it is never too soon for them to take responsibility for those issues they CAN control and get it in gear.

Will the Cowboys get back to .500 today . . . or will they fall to 0-2, because of another, avoidable bonehead play?
 
Are Goodell and the NFL owners withholding even more falsehoods untold . . . or is the multi-billion dollar NFL brand worth it to them to come clean and be uncommonly bold?

We shall see. We always do.